Bible pick up lines. Though friends in your small group may guffaw at your punny-ness, millennials are more likely to laugh hard and share a few of their own. Needless to say the word of God should be our foundation. After such an immersion into Scripture, itâs time to laugh and play.
Here are 50 of the best Christian pick up lines
- Is your name grace? Because you are AMAZING! đ
- I believe one of my ribs belong to you. đââïž
- For you I would slay two Goliaths.đș
- Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you? đ„
- So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized⊠I donât have yours! đ€łđŒ
- You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you. đ·
- You put the âstudâ in the Bible study. đ
- Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage. đ±
- How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life? đ
- How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me? đ
- You âĄïžMe âĄïžSong of Songs âĄïž The remix. đ§
- Are you one of Jobâs daughters? Cuase youâre twice as beautiful as any other girl Iâve ever seen. đ±đ»ââïž
- Iâm no Joseph⊠perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams Iâve been having about you? đ€·đ»ââïž
- You had me at, âI prayed for you todayâ. đđ»
- Iâm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together. đ
- Is your name faith? Because youâre the susbstance of things I have hoped for. đ
- You make me want to be a better Christian. đ
- I feel like Godâs telling me that you should go on a date with me. đșđ»
- My parents are home, wanna come over? đ€
- Hey, Iâm Will. Godâs âwillâ for you. đđ»ââïž (This one helps if your actual name is Will).
- We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well,âŠ. the spirit led me straight to you. đââïž
- I was gonna read proverbs 31, then I realised I could just study you instead. đ€
- Hey girl, am I on the road to Damascus? Cause your beauty is blinding! đł
- You can call me Pharoah. Cause I will never let you go. đ«
- I like my girl like I like my Microsoft word documents. âSAVEDâ!!! âïž
26. If we were around with NoahâŠthen you, meâŠpair!
27. Let me sell you an indulgence because itâs a sin to look as good as you do.
28. Do you need prayer? Because Iâm certainly willing to lay hands on you. (Um, careful, this one could get you arrested.)
29. Look, youâre nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by nowâŠjust settle for me.
30. My parents are home, wanna come over?
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31. I didnât believe in predestination until I met you.
32. Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
33. I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by âgreet one another with a holy kissâ?
34. So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day, and realized I donât have yours.
35. You float my ark.
36. I know itâs absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like Iâm being led to Bethlehem.
37. My spiritual gift is my good looks.
38. I went on a beach mission, but all I ended up doing was mission you.
39. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
40. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you Iâve converted to divine revelation.
41. If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
42. Bathsheba had nothing on you.
43. Mark Driscoll takes up 35 percent of my iPod memory.
44. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
45. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
46. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
47. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
48. Iâm a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and youâre a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
49. Let me sell you an indulgence because itâs a sin to look as good as you do.
50. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
51. I put the stud in Bible study.
52. The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. Iâve prayedâŠand here you are.
53. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
54. Look, youâre nearly 22. Most Christians are three years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.
55. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
